Top 10 Reasons To Buckle Up!

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10 - My car doesn't have an ejectable canopy.

9 - Lying in a hospital for months is not my idea of a vacation.

8 - Steering wheels don't make good pillows.

7 - I never aspired to be a hood ornament.

6 - A wheelchair is not my idea of a hot set of wheels.

5 - I always wanted to fly, but not into a tree.

4 - Tombstones are not the best way to get the last word.

3 - I always hated statistics. The last thing I'd want is to be one.

2 - I faint at the sight of blood, especially my own.

1 - My family needs me.

Traffic Safety humor courtesy of the AAA Foundation for Traffic Safety.

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